The Gossip Columns

Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man can invent.

Alan Shore + his face
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If you only knew how big a fan I am of that face…

(via benane)

allthingslincoln:

And part 2 of pictures that show up less often than others.

The one on the bottom is unfortunately most certainly a partial fake. It was taken in July 1864 while Abraham Lincoln and William Seward visited troops in the Washington area.

While the original photo doubtlessly had Lincoln in it to the far right, someone thought it necessary to overlay another picture of his face onto the probably very blurred original image.

That particular picture was not discovered until 1984 and orginally deemed authentic by Lloyd Ostendorf.

Seward’s hat however is spectacular and not a forgery!

Seward, William. Author of the highly acclaimed ‘Sass 101’.
First chapter: hats.

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

(via thatsallx)

poutiesproutie:

if you’re bigender, trigender, genderfluid, demigirl, demiboy, agender, genderqueer, nonbinary, your gender is real and you’re awesome and i hope you’re having a nice day!!!!! if truscum tell you that your gender isnt real Punch them in the face

Define yourself EXACTLY as you like, and don’t listen to anyone else and what they might tell you!

I really mean that. I am, at the same time, slightly confused about Tumblr’s obsession with gender. Can’t we all just be humans? Why the sub-groups? Nothing good ever comes fromsub-grouping.

(via startrekrenegades)

ollivander:

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ollivander:

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(Source: tibets, via startrekrenegades)

  • Denny: I have an idea.
  • Carl: You have an idea?
  • Denny: I get one. Every leap year.
  • Carl: Did they give you a reason for seceding?
  • Alan: Yes, they want to hold some neglected truths to be self-evident. It's very exciting.
fyodorpavlov:

"It is with a heavy heart that I take up my pen to write these the last words in which I shall ever record the singular gifts by which my friend Mr. Sherlock Holmes was distinguished. In an incoherent and, as I deeply feel, an entirely inadequate fashion, I have endeavored to give some account of my strange experiences in his company from the chance which first brought us together at the period of the ‘Study in Scarlet,’ up to the time of his interference in the matter of the ‘Naval Treaty’ — an interference which had the unquestionable effect of preventing a serious international complication. It was my intention to have stopped there, and to have said nothing of that event which has created a void in my life which the lapse of two years has done little to fill.” 


Ah, ye olde feels…

fyodorpavlov:

"It is with a heavy heart that I take up my pen to write these the last words in which I shall ever record the singular gifts by which my friend Mr. Sherlock Holmes was distinguished. In an incoherent and, as I deeply feel, an entirely inadequate fashion, I have endeavored to give some account of my strange experiences in his company from the chance which first brought us together at the period of the ‘Study in Scarlet,’ up to the time of his interference in the matter of the ‘Naval Treaty’ — an interference which had the unquestionable effect of preventing a serious international complication. It was my intention to have stopped there, and to have said nothing of that event which has created a void in my life which the lapse of two years has done little to fill.” 

Ah, ye olde feels…

(via valeria2067)